The person I reblogged this from deserves to be happy

perfectedimperfectionn:

I tried to scroll past this. I really did

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gayingupspace:

tipsy-tripsee:

osterfields:

y’all: peter was able to stop bucky’s fist in civil war bc bucky heard peter’s voice, realized he was a child, then weakened his punch bc he was so worried about hurting a child uwu

me, eating pistachios: y’all know peter can canonically lift up to 75 tons, right. y’all know bucky’s fist is easy as hell for peter to block, right. y’all know bucky didn’t know shit about peter being a child and was just shocked that someone was able to so easily block his punch, right. y’all know that, right.

naw fuck that bucky’s punches aren’t easy to block, it’s WAY funnier if peter blocked a full force punch from bucky, who only a few seconds later realizes he’s a kid as soon as peter opens his mouth

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that’s the face of a man who went from “holy shit he blocked my punch?” to holY SHiT a 12 YEARoLD BLOCKED mY PUNCH???” in 3 seconds flat.

Next second is “i triED TO PUNCH A CHILD”

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quietpagan:

stimman4000:

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oh, okay

oh, that’s nice

oh, that’s kinda cool

oh, that’s pretty

okay…

HOLY SHIT

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ayellowbirds:

catchymemes:

Norwegian forest cat.

there’s enough tail there to make a second kitty

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sonicomod:
“ foreveralone-lyguy:
“ what the fuck is that and why is it all sad and alone
”
look at its haircut haha nerd
”

hotairballoon221:

pol-yglottin:

hotairballoon221:

languageswithceles:

ichikun:

false-dawn:

redroomballerinas:

slurfucker:

commie-saskia:

languageoclock:

you-had-me-at-e-flat-major:

watercolorsheep:

catchingjinns:

spirited-simmer:

my-name-is-long:

renaissavce:

roumanian:

english: coconut oil

french: :)

english: oh boy

french: oil of the nut of the coco

IM CRYINGNFN

english: ninety-nine

french: :)

english: oh no

french: four-twenty-ten-nine

english: potato

french: :)

english: oh geez

french: apple of the earth

french: papillon

english: :)

french: don’t

english: beurremouche

French: pamplemousse
English: :)
French: pls no
English: raisinfruit

english: squirrel

german: :)

english: oh dear

german: oak croissant

english: helicopter

german: :)

english: uh oh

german: lifting screwdriver

english: toes

spanish: :)

english: no don’t

spanish : fingers of the feet

english: bowl

spanish: :)

english: oh lordy

spanish: deep plate

english: car

polish: :)

english: i changed my mind

polish:  that which walks by itself

french: coccinelle

UK english: ladybird!

american english: ladybug

french: weird

dutch: :)

french: …what

dutch: the good lord’s little animal

french: …ok

irish, polish and russian: *giggling*

french: …just tell me

irish, polish and russian: GOD’S SMALL COW

English: jellyfish
Japanese: :)
English: what yo got Japan
Japanese: ~*~*o c e a n m o o n*~*~

English: gloves
Dutch: :)
English: omg what now
Dutch: hand shoes

English: porcupine
Dutch: :)
English: … please, no
Dutch: sting pig

JUST KEEPS GETTING BETTER

English: Poppy

Dutch: :)

English: … tell me

Dutch: Clap rose

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asmoyes:

sushinfood:

beans345:

imonlyadumpling:

catchymemes:

After the Con

I’m screaming!

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THEY WAY THEY RIP OUT THE BUTTCHEEKS

Goals tbh

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waywardchangeling:
“ charlesoberonn:
“ lewishaoki:
“ warcalledlife:
“ Not sure why but this is how my phone took a picture of lightning
”
Looks like it took half of this world, and half of a dark world.
It’s so rad and creepy, gives the spook...
zodiacmind:
“Fun facts about your sign here
”